Symptom 144: The Velocipastor — Raving Lunatic Media

Everyone once in a while there is a movie that is so bad you have to watch it. The Velocipastor is one of those movies. I could spend time explaining why it is so bad it is good, or I could leave you the films initial synopsis and ask who amongst could resist watching after reading this summary.

After a devastating family tragedy, a priest travels to China to find deeper spirituality, but instead is endowed with an ancient ability that allows him to turn into a dinosaur. At first, he is horrified by his newfound superpower, but a local prostitute convinces him to use his newfound gift to fight evil -- and ninjas.

I mean how are you not watching, this has everything.

For Symptom 144 Sci-Malady teams up again with our friends at The Lunatic Parade and we break this epically bad yet great monstrosity. Be sure to check out The Lunatic Parade and 1st Table Gaming for a great podcast on all things geek culture.