Symptom 171: Turkish Star Wars - What Just Happened?

What do you get when you re-use Star Wars clips, the theme song to Indiana Jones, inject a crazy amount of hand to hand combat, trampolines and a story line about power of the synthesis of the human brain, soul and religion, that appears to have been written by Jack Handy from SNL?

Turkish Star Wars. You get Turkish Star Wars.

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